Let's get chinese tonight!

Oh, those famous last words....countless american families spew out these same words when they are sick and tired of cooking. So we pack everyone up and head out to a chinese buffet. Yeah...all you can eat!!!! But you get there and your heart sinks because the food is overheated and stuck to the pans, all dried out. So then you settle for some rice, the cheapest food on earth. The chinese assholes are watching from the kitchen, thinking..."let them eat the rice and junk carbs. They will get bloated on that garbage then we won't have to give them anything with food value". Their main concern is to get enough tips to buy more opium. They want you out of that door as fast as you came in. Just watch how fast they run over to your table as soon as you get up to leave. They immediately rifle through everything on the table looking for that precious tip. Even though they treated you like a bum...THEY WANT THAT TIP. You might say..."hey, if you don't like the chinese buffets then don't go to them". RIGHT!! But we have stopped going to them. I just want to warn you before you have the problems we had at our last buffet meeting.